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icarly-official:

why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbers?

because they can’t even

(via giggle)

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emmablackery:

raveninneverland:

mallardfillmore:

I almost just ruined my life

I’m curious as to whether you nearly brushed your teeth with booty cream, or if you almost shoved Crest up your butt.

booty cream

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itsawond3rful-life:

sincerely-harry:

my baby brother was really upset so

he was crying

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until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop

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Best post on tumblr omg

(via pizza)

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despookinator:

what if u could put ppl on vibrate like phones so instead of talking 2 u they would just shake

(via pizza)

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the-invisible-turnip:

twilightwitch:

WHY FATHER?!?

I LITERALLY COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS AND SHOWED THIS PICTURE TO EVERYONE AT MY SCHOOL TODAY

(via pizza)

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donovanluver1965:

*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*

(via pizza)

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wifipasswords:

wifipasswords:

I’m like, dropping hints that I’m single

I’m single

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lysergic-asshole:

SMACKDOWN. GEORGE RR MARTIN WINS EVERY DEBATE EVER FOR THE REST OF TIME.

(via captianmuffinz)

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